December 2010
45 posts
the awkward moment when you realise you actually...
I’m your friend too, Mr Todd. Come, let me hold you.
You got me feelin’ hella good, so lets just keep on dancing.
bitchez with fake tans deserve 2 b tortur3d.
The more time I spend around people, the greater my disdain for humanity.
You know, there’s a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don’t all bring you lasagna at work… Most of ‘em just cheat on you.
ain’t no party like an s-club party.
Down in the Mexicali, is a crazy little place that I know, where the drinks are hotter than the chilli sauce, and the boss is a cat named Joe.
shutupmerlin asked: We'll go into business together. Create a toast legacy.
Suck shit bitches, my boyfriend gets drunk before 1pm. We’re too perfect together.
Where do bad folks go when they die? They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly.
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